29 Ways to Survive November

29 Ways to Survive November

1. Imagine prostate exams. (note: this may only be entertaining for women).
2. Go to Art Galleries. They are brightly lit, wide open spaces and some of them are free.
3. Cook. You're going to eat anyways and most homes come equipped for this process.
4. Attend Art Openings.(Not to be confused with Craft Fairs. THESE MAY CAUSE EXTREME IRRITABILITY).
5. Go swimming at the pool. It'll be worth it!
6. Play games. It will make you laugh and laughing is good.
7. Read a lot.
8. Make things: Poems, drawings, lists?
9. Go outside EVERY DAY! Just wear more clothes.
10. Have dinner with friends.
11. Get a prostate exam. (This has to do with surviving more than November).
12. Vitamin D drops. 3000 mg. under the tongue.
13. Research things online. (What is the difference between barristers and solicitors?)
14. Think of your own mental health as a worthy project.
15. Look at photos of your friends' friends on Facebook.
16. Vigorous exercise and meditation.
17. Sleep more. You know you want to.
18. Attend modern dance performances.
19. Get to know your neighbour.
20. Watch movies; eat snacks.
21. Do not feel guilty for above. Enjoy it.
22. Write a book. Start with an outline.
23. Sex. Obviously.
24. Tease co-workers about their hideous “mo”vember 'staches.
25. Hang out with a globe or atlas. Likewise dictionary. Wonder things.
26. Phone your old friends.
27. Email your new ones.
28. Give yourself a break. You're bound to feel lousy some of the time.
29. Go for a walk in the dark.